Admit it, you’ve noticed the plethora of space marines tromping around in your favorite vidya. They are white, bald, gritty and probably don’t wear helmets so as to improve their peripheral vision, lower their wind resistance and generally improve their bad-assery rating. Every once and a while you may get one who is vaguely ethnic, or has some hair, but for the most part, they are all the same. And for a good reason.

Simply put, space marines kick ass.
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Let’s begin with a little bit of recap, shall we? I’m sure you all remember this idiot, claiming he was going to lock himself in a room for 3 months to garner the attention of Mr.Fils-Aime (Reggie to you and me) in the hopes that he would be eligble to purchase a Nintendo Wii devkit afterward. Because we all know how popular poorly made generic RPGMaker games are these days.

After he gave up prematurely after only one month his mind clearly got to work on figuring out his next publicity stunt. And publicity stunt we have, as pictured, we have a grown man whom has covered his room in tin foil and claims to be broadcasting from space. That’s right children,

‘he apparently been abducted by aliens.
“Bob” will be continuing his campaign/solitary confinement/protest/party/challenge/workaholism from an unidentified craft somewhere in OUTER SPACE.
Not even “Bob” is exactly sure what is going on here anymore, but he assures Yuu- he is VERY SERIOUS- as usual, of course.’

Yeah. I know.

In all honesty, this game is awesome.

The entire game itself is amazing. The graphics are good, the gameplay is good, and the story isn’t a pile of fermenting garbage.

In Dead Space, you play as an engineer named Isaac Clarkes who comes aboard a ship called the “Ishimura” while responding to a distress call. Seems like your average Sci-fi shooter…

Then the lights go out.

If this game doesn’t scare you at some point you either:

A. Are lying

B. Are lying
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